After answering about 750 questions, they deemed me "unworthy" of love, and prompted to go jump off a bridge.

I remember seeing a TV commercial for some dating site. (Chemistry or Match, one of the big ones) and their pitch was they don't reject people like eHarmony.

And ALL I could think is, "Yeh, that is a positive?"

Oh good, I would want to use a site that does not reject even the obvious losers!

My wife and I met through eharmony, and now we're expecting our first child. So, just a warning to you, eharmony will make you very fertile.

I was rejected when they reviewed my questionnaire and determined that "my carrot" was not an appropriate answer for "What do you like to see in a woman?"

#2 That's *HIV* positive!

All I can think of is the old MAD TV spoof "Lowered Expectations".

I finally talk to someone else besides #8 m0m.

It can't be true, if we sign up with eHarmony we're actually allowed to talk to women?

No, baconeer. Everyone knows there are only two types of women on the internet: fat, greasy guys pretending to be women, and a surprisingly large population of hot, bisexual women who regularly email me indicating they "want my rooster" and I make them "so horny."

I have not gotten around to emailing the latter group yet; I am confident that playing coy is the best way to snare them.

#7 and #8 are brothers.
Twins, actually.

I signed up for one of these sites many years ago. I found out that "average" for body type is only "average" if you're on a Richard Simmon's show. I had to let silence be their answer after one or two dates (...or three). :-L

E-Whore-money for Mel G!

When looking at dating 'sites that reject people you end up with more people lying about themselves.

On a side note, eHarmony just email spammed me... I did not even go to their website, they must be buying mailing lists from someone!

Yea!.. Finding a right person these days is pretty hard, especially so many different types of personality to find a match up, I'am pretty lucky I never have to sign up any sites for love.

#9 I don't see anything wrong about bisexual woman, I have many sex with them, Just remember they are not serious to commit (meaning No long term relationship) just sex when and where. That is nice. No excess baggage, They like you alot, But!. won't fall in love with you, That Great. (Remember) they are bisexual. And Oh!. Don't worry about getting them pregnant, They take care of themself pretty well, They are not ready to have a baby by all means and pretty good at keep up with the pills. Yes! They are beauitiful, from head to toe, I have no problems lifting and tossing them around. Only the striaght woman scare me, They fall in love easy. wants to commit, marry and settle down..

eHarmony is founded by a Doctor,Good concept. Might work for some, But not for all.. Yes!. They bragg about all the Success, I'am sure all the failure is greater. It takes two to make it, and takes two to break it..

#3 Good to know at least It worked for you. That's Good. Congratulation on your baby..