also includes free asskicking when worn at any college

True dat #1.

who would want to even pretend they're in a phrat?

A little bitter #3 ?

Ouch

Nope, never had any identity issues to need to join a phrat. But thanks for asking.

Yeah, keep thinking that #6. I know I thought the same in college, even though I was asked to join 2 different frat. Now 20 years later I look around where I work, where 50% of the group all went to the same college and were in the same frat as the group lead, and they get all the choice assignments and promotions, and I think I should've been less independent in college.

We never spelled it 'phrat'... That's ghetto.

thanks for the insight #7, but I still prefer to keep my independence and soul.

Enjoy welfare, #9.

Such hostility.

the only frat you nerds will get into is Lambda Lambda Lambda

NERDS!

"We've got Booger Presley on lead guitar, and a rap by little ol' me, Lamar."

#11 throws the Nerf javelin.

Nerf Javelin, lol I love that movie.

I was wondering, do any of us 'benners' wear AP clothes? I thought it was ghey guys and the 'phag-hags' they hang with.

I cant even say 'g a y' when its not an insult? Sheesh!

We've got BUSH!!

I actually never joined a frat, though I could have. I was always getting into frat parties through people I knew, and was taking their women home with me anyway by 3am.

Fart parties are for stinkers.

free stuff...

#16 - You took our scraps (aka sloppy seconds) home @ 3AM. You'd pick the chick laying in the smallest pool of her own vomit.

Putting it another way - we got the Sony Bravias, you got the Phillips refurbs.

Ah, memories...

LOL
Sony Bravias are garbage!