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Posted at 10:34 AM on Tuesday 09/29/09 by
Ben
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Szul Jewelry has this All Natural Freshwater Black Pearl Ring in Sterling Silver for $39 with free shipping. A 6-6.5mm freshwater black pearl is set on a sterling silver setting.
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    techsupport - Posted 10:54 am PDT 09/29/09 (5129 Posts)  Report Spam

    Black pearls always conjure scatological commentary.

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    NorthSouth - Posted 11:40 am PDT 09/29/09 (2611 Posts)  Report Spam

    No they don't. You're just full of s*it.

    A $39 ring given to your g/f tells her precisely how much you value the relationship, even if she isn't a golddigger.

    I particularly liked this from the Szul website:
    "a gorgeous all natural freshawater dyed black pearl"

    I'll skip over the "freshawater" thing and ask what is at all natural about a dyed black pearl? I'll bet it isn't gorgeous before the black dye wears off, let alone afterwards.

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