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Posted at 5:36 PM on Thursday 01/10/13 by
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Amazon has the Gerber 31-000758 Gator Machete for $17 with free shipping on $25+. Features 25" length and serrated back. Includes a sheath. Good user reviews. More traditional than the Parang style, but same zombie-slaying capability.
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    zzyzx - Posted 5:40 pm PST 01/10/13 (5132 Posts)  Report Spam

    No wonder it's on sale. See the users pictures on Amazon. Apparently, this machete is not actually designed to cut anything substantial.

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    pikksta - Posted 7:11 pm PST 01/10/13 (278 Posts)  Report Spam

    It's made by Gerber, so I can only assume it's for cutting babies.

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    nightowl - Posted 9:14 pm PST 01/10/13 (1147 Posts)  Report Spam

    If you need a melee weapon for zombie defense, get a chainsaw instead.

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    kendunn - Posted 2:58 am PST 01/11/13 (296 Posts)  Report Spam

    Didn't they have a recall on a bunch of these b/c the blades were breaking and creating hazardous projectiles?

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    ButcherBird - Posted 6:23 am PST 01/11/13 (10 Posts)  Report Spam

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    If you need a melee weapon for zombie defense, get a chainsaw instead.


    Too loud. The noise of a chainsaw will attract every zombie in the neighborhood.

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    BenKat - Posted 10:23 am PST 01/11/13 (2809 Posts)  Report Spam

    I believe the Gerber Gator Machete Jr is more appropriate for cuttin babies.

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