Walmart has the Huffy Champion 26" Men's Cruiser Bike (red) for $129 with free shipping. Comes with a removable handlebar cooler, rear storage rack, chrome fenders, padded spring saddle and coaster brakes. Marked down from $169 (though it goes for $250 on eBay).
Isn't this the bike the witch rode in the Wizard Of Oz?
By Golly D*ave, I think you're right...
The profile just screams "champion."
Here's a real man's bike.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/21684795@N05/3227223652/
Nothing screams cool like whitewalls. Gotta love 'em.