Oh no, the nightmares are going to start again.

Alone in bed now, no problem until you wake up screaming with a disembodied one armed half torso attacking you.
great for going to sleep alone after watching SAW III

I wonder if they make a smaller MJ approved version.

do they only have a left arm?

its only half the man I used to be

i want one that looks like a girl not a dood. boobies!

FREAKY!!! get two to assemble a complete set!

buy two to assemble a complete set!

#20, it will be $30 for you. #18 will visit you twice at a discrete hotel of your choice. Beer expenses are not included...

perfect pillow for the lonely but frugal chicks of Ben's Bargain

This is for sickos

OMF Lord!

sillyness of the design and presentation aside, according to wife it is actually fairly comfortable when using.

The shirt could use a pocket to hold the protector, pens, highlighters, and pencils. And a work name tag to complete the look.

#18 Well, for one it probably doesn't fart in bed...

#5 is so stupid, he bought this thing and begs it for a hand job.

The japanese company that originally came up with this also had a version for men(japanese men), it's of a woman's lap. Really weird.