Here it comes again.

Must be hard replacing and re-soldering those billions of defective transistors in the referb shop. Lucky for us those Malaysian children have small fingers, good eyesight and steady hands.

Just in time for winter. Put one of these into a computer in each room and you can turn off your furnace!

Can't buy a light bulb for your EZ-Bake oven anymore? No problem!

Buy 2 for a set of Los Vegas cufflinks

Now I can cook my entire breakfast inside my case.

rabble rabble space heater rabble

Hotness meter: not high enough!

Useful in areas where ninja throwing stars are outlawed.

did someone say a space heater is on sale?

I'm passing on the refurbished model. A new model will be same price in a month.

...and there's this bridge in Brooklyn that I can get U a good deal on...

It says "sizzling."

Over 5 years old...