Anyone who needs one of these shouldn't be driving in the first place!

two words for you people who are reading this....TENNIS BALL.

Actually I have two of these... Works great if you want your SUV in an exact spot;-) Oh, and tennis balls are for mini van driving soccer moms, that don't have techie men in their households!

If you're REALLY lazy AND cheap, use a wiffle ball instead of a tennis ball, then you don't even have to find a sharp tool to puncture the ball with.

Do you expect me to talk?

No Mr. Bond I expect you to die!

I can't believe #3 is proud to have not one, but two of these ridiculous contraptions. Has he no shame?

sharks with Laser BEams

Yea, this seems a little too much technology for something that can be fixed with a string and a weight of any kind. We use a small washer. Probably a tennis ball is better for the windshield.

I m@sturbate and pick my nose, but I would never own one of these things.

Edit: Can you believe you can't say m@sterbate here?

Swinging axes overhead. Works every time.

i tried parking my car with one of these and it shot me in the eye. now im partially blind in my left eye.

masterbate

I hit my mom's designated spot every night....

ditto #1.

I like the metal curb feelers much better

If you mount a loaded shot gun aimed at the driver's side windshield and tie a tight trip wire to the trigger, I bet everybody in your household will park VERY carefully.

I have two of these as well. The thing I hated about the tennis ball trick is that when you pull the car out of the garage, it's right there in the middle in your way. Plus it looks tacky.
That's right, I'm proud to own not one, but TWO of these!!

Bite me low-tech losers!!

"Just pull forward until you HIT the designated spot."

And who pays for the repairs?

Fingerhut sounds odd.

I like burp better!

does the laser beam turn off once you park???

if not, wouldn't it burn a hole through the car???

#16, how do you have your tennis ball set up so that it's in your way when you pull out???