Amazon has the Luxe Bidet Vi-110 Fresh Water Spray Non-Electric Mechanical Bidet for $36 with free shipping. Features quick installation and a retractable nozzle spray.
This is like the second bidet 'deal' that Ben has posted in less than 24 hours... Ben, are you just not feeling as fresh as you'd like? This paints a whole new picture of 'Clearance Sale'.
I installed one of these water fountains the last time Ben posted this deal. The pressure is just about right, but really don't like to bend that far over to get a drink of water. Maybe a traditional water cooler would work better for my needs.
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, " I should be Boss because I control the whole body's responses and functions." The feet said, " We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go." The hands said, " We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money." And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally the a$$hole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the a$$hole being the Boss. So the a$$hole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered. Eventually they all decided that the a$$hole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the sh!t! Moral of the story: You don't need brains to be a Boss - any a$$hole will do!
This is like the second bidet 'deal' that Ben has posted in less than 24 hours... Ben, are you just not feeling as fresh as you'd like? This paints a whole new picture of 'Clearance Sale'.
Ben has had an anal fetish lately. You'll notice his recent interest in toilet paper too..
As long as we have non-believers like zzyzx there will be hourly deals on cleanliness products.
And as long as with have people with anal interests, we'll have utharay...
I installed one of these water fountains the last time Ben posted this deal. The pressure is just about right, but really don't like to bend that far over to get a drink of water. Maybe a traditional water cooler would work better for my needs.
This would be perfect to rinse out your mouth after you finish barfing while kneeling in front of the throne.
The above posts mostly point at the curious fact that not all parts of one's body get equal degree of respect from people out there!
What's your favorite part, #7?
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.
The brain said, " I should be Boss because I control the whole body's responses and functions."
The feet said, " We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go."
The hands said, " We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money."
And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally the a$$hole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the a$$hole being the Boss. So the a$$hole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.
Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered.
Eventually they all decided that the a$$hole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the sh!t!
Moral of the story: You don't need brains to be a Boss - any a$$hole will do!
Thank you # 9, that was a teachable moment... I wonder if #7 will agree with utharay's on what should be considered the favorite body part?