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badgerboy aka Peakmaster:

You all must now read what I know as the knowledge I hold is huge. I am a Phd in Talking out of my A$$ and "OMG! I'm a tool"ness. So what I state here is unequivocal both in fact and recent history.
Most of you are clock punching ilk who have been deprived of intelligence genetically and of education financially. Not so for me, I'm am an addle minded, butt licking toad that got a dictionary for my 12th birthday and have been trying to impress everybody with all the big words I "know" . Thus it behooves you to heed my enormous knowlege. Heck, I can't even use the built in spell checker to fix my posts.Here is the bottom line regarding portable GPS units. You need not read anything else on the subject but this, unless you actually want, you know, facts.
Each GPS manufacturer must launch or pay to have launched their own GPS satellite(s). Yes they launch them out of my butt, I keep them next to my colon. I have plenty of space back there after some guy played "hide the salami" with me.The GPS unit in your car can only "speak" to it's own company's satellite. The satellites in turn "speak back" to the individual GPS units. I wish a girl would "speak" to me but they all run away from me because I smell like feet and have the conversational abilities of a 6 year that got kicked in the head by a horse. That is why they were so expensive several years ago. Now, with so many privately owned GPS satellites orbiting our planet, the costs have come way down due to reverse economics,supplemental demand, global warming conditions brought on by 8 years of Republicans and other geophysic,economic and hedonistic,intrinsic factors. Truncated]

Ummm, there's treatment for that, PeakMaster.

Thanks Gassy

We all think it...and Gassy types it! Nice...

You all must now read what I know as the knowledge I hold is huge. I am a Phd in Interplanetary Physics and Orbital and Satellite Trajectory Vectors. So what I state here is unequivocal both in fact and recent history.
Most of you are clock punching ilk who have been deprived of intelligence genetically and of education financially. Not so for me. Thus it behooves you to heed my enormous knowlege.
Here is the bottom line regarding portable GPS units. You need not read anything else on the subject but this.
Each GPS manufacturer must launch or pay to have launched their own GPS satellite(s). The GPS unit in your car can only "speak" to it's own company's satellite. The satellites in turn "speak back" to the individual GPS units. That is why they were so expensive several years ago. Now, with so many privately owned GPS satellites orbiting our planet, the costs have come way down due to reverse economics,supplemental demand, global warming conditions brought on by 8 years of Republicans and other geophysic,economic and hedonistic,intrinsic factors.This has happened many times recently with Garming and TomTom since they are the most popular. If too many people are using their GPS at the same time, the satellites overload and can actually crash into another planet, star, meteor or asteroid...or worst case back down to Earth in highly uncivilized, population centers being a distinct, yet most efficient and attractive gravitational possibility.Additionally, GPS radar microwave beams can be warped and/or "wrapped" from satellites that are about to transpond and overload because of too many people beaming to them at once. Beam and microslurry overload causes the satellites server platitudes to reject or discard any more signals. The result is dissention or cumulative resonance and other causal acute disturbances from RFP,laser and even low frequency,subsonic particular mass ensembles. Those that hold dissenting opinions are non-factoid morons.

Peakmaster/badgerboy, we've seen through your "clever" ruse of using a new identity. Perhaps next time you shouldn't cut and paste your exact same dribble. Not talking outta your butt would probably help too.

You all must now read what I know as the knowledge I hold is huge. I am a Phd in Interplanetary Physics and Orbital and Satellite Trajectory Vectors. So what I state here is unequivocal both in fact and recent history.
Most of you are clock punching ilk who have been deprived of intelligence genetically and of education financially. Not so for me. Thus it behooves you to heed my enormous knowlege.
Here is the bottom line regarding portable GPS units. You need not read anything else on the subject but this.
Each GPS manufacturer must launch or pay to have launched their own GPS satellite(s). The GPS unit in your car can only "speak" to it's own company's satellite. The satellites in turn "speak back" to the individual GPS units. That is why they were so expensive several years ago. Now, with so many privately owned GPS satellites orbiting our planet, the costs have come way down due to reverse economics,supplemental demand, global warming conditions brought on by 8 years of Republicans and other geophysic,economic and hedonistic,intrinsic factors.This has happened many times recently with Garming and TomTom since they are the most popular. If too many people are using their GPS at the same time, the satellites overload and can actually crash into another planet, star, meteor or asteroid...or worst case back down to Earth in highly uncivilized, population centers being a distinct, yet most efficient and attractive gravitational possibility.Additionally, GPS radar microwave beams can be warped and/or "wrapped" from satellites that are about to transpond and overload because of too many people beaming to them at once. Beam and microslurry overload causes the satellites server platitudes to reject or discard any more signals. The result is dissention or cumulative resonance and other causal acute disturbances from RFP,laser and even low frequency,subsonic particular mass ensembles. Those that hold dissenting opinions are non-factoid morons.