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Walmart has the Metro Futon Sofa Bed (3 colors) for $174 with free site to store shipping or $20 shipping to home. Features microfiber upholstery, mid-century design, wooden feet and converts quickly to a full-size sleeper.
$174
Wooden feet are a plus when shopping for bacon-lust furniture...
Hold on there #1, are you implying this will hold TWO walmart shoppers? It has a 600lb weight limit.
Wooden legs on this bacon-lust item can support standard missionary maneuvers for standard sized Walmart shoppers since the force generated is mostly up and down. The wooden legs can handle the transferred force. However, the Walmart Standard Shopper Gross Vehicle Weight (WMSS GVW) can be easily exceeded when doggie style is implemented by a pair of WMSS from excessive lateral thrusts, therefore, voiding the warranty of this bacon-lust furniture. Horizontal/lateral force generated by doggie style exceeds the shear strength of the fasteners used in the bacon-lust furniture.
Also interesting to note that Fart Guard treatment for the fabric use on this bacon-lust furniture is not included in this price. Staining and biological deposits are likely to occur after a period of time, especially when used by upper percentile of WMSS pairs. An aftermarket treatment is advised prior to any bacon pot pie activity commencing on the furniture and only missionary and similar maneuvers. If you want doggie, use a bed or the floor...
#3 Thanks. Ii belive I read about this hazard on the Consumer Product Safety Commission website. I'm waiting for them to issue a recall for this item.
How about the forces associated with position #29 of the Kama Sutra?
The Clam is pretty close to Missionary. If the pair of WMSS in on the upper end of the scale, they probably couldn't find the connection anyway. The only practical hope then would be foreplay followed with a roll in flour to find the wet spots...
http://www.fhm.com/upgrade/sex-advice/no-29-the-clam-78331