Meritline has the Nylon Parachute Cord Survival Bracelet (Black) for $3 with free shipping. Measures about 7.5 feet when upbraided and has a break weight of 400lbs. Your way out of the worst case scenario.
I'll just use my dong. I won't even have to upbraid it, although I may have to primer it a bit first. Safety Notice: My dong has not been tested up to 400lbs.
McGyver...
Don't don't you love they call it Parachute Cord as something sexy, when all it is is a rope bracelet which some kid would make in Summer camp.
I"M SAVED!! I have 7.5 feet of strong rope!!!!
not enough to hang myself ... what a stupid product
You could choke someone with this and give them a very bad infection...
7.5 feet is enough to tie up two people, can be rapid dismantling to prevent the function is lost and so on, to do emergency.
Might make a nice camping watch band.
A whole lot cheaper than the ones made by Bison.
I don't get it.
I'll just use my dong. I won't even have to upbraid it, although I may have to primer it a bit first. Safety Notice: My dong has not been tested up to 400lbs.