REI has the Oakley Eyepatch Sunglasses for $78 + shipping. Shipping is $10, or pick up in-store to avoid the shipping costs. The Plutonite polycarbonate lenses are shatterproof, impact- and scratch-resistant, and the nylon frames are lightweight, stress-resistant, and flexible.
Dope glasses!
Marchon just came out with shades with a detachable earpiece that is actually a USB flash drive. Get me a dealio on them, benio.