If you have multiple personality disorder, whose commands does it "listen" to??

WTF?
What if #3 visits a porn site?

i believe that the default setting is to tune in to the loudest voice in your head.

This thing will also send in your rebate for you just by thinking about it.

imagine the possibilities... ))))

#5, I tried, but then the mouse went nuts.

Special electrical biosignals exclusive to bacon and pedo have been programmed into this unit, and nuisance_sucks and milf_hunter will be able to tap into the special features normal people wouldn't be able to get to.

#4, that's true, but you have to think in Russian.

#8 did you really believe clint eastwood was a super duper pilot?

BOGUS MOVIE!!!

#8 no problem, I'm all set...