Amazon has the Olay Regenerist Daily Regenerating 1.7-Fluid Ounces Serum, Fragrance Free for $15 - 5% off with Subscribe and Save (can cancel anytime) - $5 coupon (click coupon clip on page, requires account) = $10 with free shipping. Smoothes the look for fine lines and wrinkles and hydrates to create firmer and visibly lifted skin.
#1, for bargain hunters like yourself looking for a deal on a fountain of youth product, borrow a squirt of Oil of Old Lady (Olay) from Mom's bathroom for that little extra pleasure when servicing yourself... Then the real rejuvenating serum will eventually come forth, and all for a rock bottom price...
Let's see, what subclass of Ben's Bargain hunters would pay $10 for 1.7 fl oz of magic serum? Perhaps #2?
I used to be a dirty old man, then I lathered this all over my body and felt instantly rejuvenated.
I started noticing young women, noticing me, noticing them.
Then they ran.
Don't try to run when you're all lathered up with Olay unless you're wearing something. At least shoes.
#1, for bargain hunters like yourself looking for a deal on a fountain of youth product, borrow a squirt of Oil of Old Lady (Olay) from Mom's bathroom for that little extra pleasure when servicing yourself... Then the real rejuvenating serum will eventually come forth, and all for a rock bottom price...