#6: you are not a moderator. Ben does not allow anyone other than himself or the people he works directly with to moderate. You'll note that all of the moderator accounts have a username of "ben".

It would be really easy for you to prove me wrong, of course. Just delete one of my posts here. If you were a moderator, it would be easy for you to delete, say, the first post I made up top. You seem to take offense to it, so go ahead delete it.

You are not a moderator, just a troll who enjoys posting a lot.

#8, I cannot delete one of your posts for merely "offending" me. That is against our moderator rules. Now, if you make a post that breaks forum rules, then I will delete it, or I will Oink you... depending on how benevolent I feel. *smirk*

For Pete's sake, #7. With all of those jobs you should be able to afford to pay full price for stuff!

#8, what exactly are these rules you speak of? If I tell everyone that your mum rims bulls, is that against the rules?

I hear that FamilyGuy can get you two a great rate on a hotel room. Tell him I sent you so I can get my referal bonus of knock-off Cuban cigars and Tahitian whores.

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#9: sure, bensbargains is pretty lax about allowing trolls to run wild, but somehow I doubt that they'd let the trolls be moderators.

So, M0f0, you're saying that if I point out a user who has been blatantly breaking the rules, you'll either delete their offending posts, or "oink" them?

#12, I am not a troll. You are. We have established this a million times, already.

As to your second statement, no, I am challenging you to make a post that breaks the rules... at which point I will either ban you, or Oink you. *smirk*

Did you two get that room yet? #12, he cannot effectively break the rules until you tell him what the rules are. As I tried to point out earlier, he can neither break nor plagiarize them until you 1st post them. Apparently, rule #1 is that every ID who knows you're an rodeo cowboy is also bacon. It must frustrate you greatly to live in a world populated almost exlusively by nuisances. Forgetting my password has actually turned out to be somewhat amusing.

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Well said, #15