JetBlue is offering new fall airfares with one-way flights starting from $28 and one free checked bag. As always, JetBlue perks include free in-flight DirecTV, free snacks, leather seats and extra legroom.
And how would I be treated if, as a passenger confronted with a cow like the unruly woman Slater dealt with, I reacted the same way? And if his name was "Khalim" instead of "Slater", what would the current reaction be? I guess on the bright side a new position is available for someone who can and wants to actually do the job, which includes dealing with mouth breathers and not throwing a drama bacon temper tantrum.
These baconeer people who get up before the plane has gated either don't realize or don't care that they're a risk to those around them. I was on a flight once and some DB decided to get up early and start unloading his belongings from the overhead bin. The plane lurched forward and the guy ended up falling on top of me. There is a reason they have some of these rules.
If I were Slater, I would kick that DB in the balls but I would not open the exit. Too dangerous for other people. And to those who shout "we paid to fly" I will kick them in the balls, too (except bitches, can't fight with bitches).
Bottom line is that instead of flipping out he should have just called the Federal Marshals and taken the pos passenger off the plane. That's why they call flight attendants professionals...so act like it.
There was no danger deploying the slide, the police are basically full of ****. At worst if some passenger decided to follow him off the plane on the slide, that is their choice to do something silly.
#8 Interlocks prevent opening doors at altitude. #14 The alleged danger was to ground crew who could have been injured when the slide blew open. The rest of youse guys... Juries are less merciful than you think they ought to be. This guy might be popular now, but court's another matter. Seriously.
Oh Slater's a wimpy, spineless phaagonazi for sure, but it's still funny and indicitive of what an intolerable pressure-cooker the average commercial flight has become.
Yeah he makes me more assured that I am flying with the Pros now. Open the door and flys out, "Im outta here the rest of you guys fend for yourself" oh, I need to two beers b4 I fly/chute off too. throw the book at the dude.
thanks #15,
This guy is no hero, 5 minutes left of fame dude then you're done.
Stupid people have the wrong concept of what a hero is. A hero is someone who saves a kid from getting hit by a speeding car not someone who freaks out and pitches a tantrum. He should have just punched the customer and been done with it.
NIIICE. +1 for Mr. Slater
HA! Nice picture.
third that!
I'll only fly if he is my steward!
I'd clobber him over the head with a bag just to see the ensuing show
Just imagine him taking coffee to the flight deck crew and going unstable there. Still think he is a hero?
And how would I be treated if, as a passenger confronted with a cow like the unruly woman Slater dealt with, I reacted the same way? And if his name was "Khalim" instead of "Slater", what would the current reaction be? I guess on the bright side a new position is available for someone who can and wants to actually do the job, which includes dealing with mouth breathers and not throwing a drama bacon temper tantrum.
All that we need is for an over-stressed steward(ess) to open another emergency exit... at 30,000 feet.
$28 for a ONE WAY flight <- well said, now that's a truthful ad!
Had it been me, I would would beat the baconnaise out of that passenger; her lucky day that this guys a woos.
You go, girl!
These baconeer people who get up before the plane has gated either don't realize or don't care that they're a risk to those around them. I was on a flight once and some DB decided to get up early and start unloading his belongings from the overhead bin. The plane lurched forward and the guy ended up falling on top of me. There is a reason they have some of these rules.
If I were Slater, I would kick that DB in the balls but I would not open the exit. Too dangerous for other people.
And to those who shout "we paid to fly" I will kick them in the balls, too (except bitches, can't fight with bitches).
Bottom line is that instead of flipping out he should have just called the Federal Marshals and taken the pos passenger off the plane. That's why they call flight attendants professionals...so act like it.
There was no danger deploying the slide, the police are basically full of ****. At worst if some passenger decided to follow him off the plane on the slide, that is their choice to do something silly.
#8
Interlocks prevent opening doors at altitude.
#14
The alleged danger was to ground crew who could have been injured when the slide blew open.
The rest of youse guys...
Juries are less merciful than you think they ought to be. This guy might be popular now, but court's another matter. Seriously.
#15 STFU anal bastard.
As for the guys picture on this ad.....priceless.
Good info #15.
Oh Slater's a wimpy, spineless phaagonazi for sure, but it's still funny and indicitive of what an intolerable pressure-cooker the average commercial flight has become.
Yeah he makes me more assured that I am flying with the Pros now. Open the door and flys out, "Im outta here the rest of you guys fend for yourself" oh, I need to two beers b4 I fly/chute off too. throw the book at the dude.
thanks #15,
This guy is no hero, 5 minutes left of fame dude then you're done.
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Stupid people have the wrong concept of what a hero is. A hero is someone who saves a kid from getting hit by a speeding car not someone who freaks out and pitches a tantrum. He should have just punched the customer and been done with it.