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Posted at 10:50 AM on Thursday 08/12/10 by
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JetBlue is offering new fall airfares with one-way flights starting from $28 and one free checked bag. As always, JetBlue perks include free in-flight DirecTV, free snacks, leather seats and extra legroom.
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    aiiee - Posted 10:53 am PDT 08/12/10 (598 Posts)  Report Spam

    NIIICE. +1 for Mr. Slater

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    sugarbear - Posted 10:54 am PDT 08/12/10 (64 Posts)  Report Spam

    HA! Nice picture.

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    boogieman - Posted 10:58 am PDT 08/12/10 (159 Posts)  Report Spam

    third that!

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    TheMax7 - Posted 11:00 am PDT 08/12/10 (1298 Posts)  Report Spam

    I'll only fly if he is my steward!

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    nchumley1 - Posted 11:01 am PDT 08/12/10 (107 Posts)  Report Spam

    I'd clobber him over the head with a bag just to see the ensuing show

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    samben2 - Posted 11:10 am PDT 08/12/10 (744 Posts)  Report Spam

    Just imagine him taking coffee to the flight deck crew and going unstable there. Still think he is a hero?

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    silverspork - Posted 11:16 am PDT 08/12/10 (306 Posts)  Report Spam

    And how would I be treated if, as a passenger confronted with a cow like the unruly woman Slater dealt with, I reacted the same way? And if his name was "Khalim" instead of "Slater", what would the current reaction be? I guess on the bright side a new position is available for someone who can and wants to actually do the job, which includes dealing with mouth breathers and not throwing a drama bacon temper tantrum.

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    super_copy - Posted 11:20 am PDT 08/12/10 (16 Posts)  Report Spam

    All that we need is for an over-stressed steward(ess) to open another emergency exit... at 30,000 feet.

    $28 for a ONE WAY flight <- well said, now that's a truthful ad!

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    Knarly - Posted 11:25 am PDT 08/12/10 (544 Posts)  Report Spam

    Had it been me, I would would beat the baconnaise out of that passenger; her lucky day that this guys a woos.

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    phins2rt - Posted 11:30 am PDT 08/12/10 (1185 Posts)  Report Spam

    You go, girl!

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    damndirtydba - Posted 11:44 am PDT 08/12/10 (988 Posts)  Report Spam

    These baconeer people who get up before the plane has gated either don't realize or don't care that they're a risk to those around them. I was on a flight once and some DB decided to get up early and start unloading his belongings from the overhead bin. The plane lurched forward and the guy ended up falling on top of me. There is a reason they have some of these rules.

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    ironbadge - Posted 11:57 am PDT 08/12/10 (2970 Posts)  Report Spam

    If I were Slater, I would kick that DB in the balls but I would not open the exit. Too dangerous for other people.
    And to those who shout "we paid to fly" I will kick them in the balls, too (except bitches, can't fight with bitches).

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    Solow - Posted 12:15 pm PDT 08/12/10 (3517 Posts)  Report Spam

    Bottom line is that instead of flipping out he should have just called the Federal Marshals and taken the pos passenger off the plane. That's why they call flight attendants professionals...so act like it.

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    dave_c - Posted 12:19 pm PDT 08/12/10 (20896 Posts)  Report Spam

    There was no danger deploying the slide, the police are basically full of ****. At worst if some passenger decided to follow him off the plane on the slide, that is their choice to do something silly.

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    mr.ed - Posted 12:45 pm PDT 08/12/10 (2791 Posts)  Report Spam

    #8
    Interlocks prevent opening doors at altitude.
    #14
    The alleged danger was to ground crew who could have been injured when the slide blew open.
    The rest of youse guys...
    Juries are less merciful than you think they ought to be. This guy might be popular now, but court's another matter. Seriously.

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    Juggernaut_510 - Posted 12:49 pm PDT 08/12/10 (471 Posts)  Report Spam

    #15 STFU anal bastard.

    As for the guys picture on this ad.....priceless.

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    roddyrod - Posted 1:05 pm PDT 08/12/10 (239 Posts)  Report Spam

    Good info #15.

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    aiiee - Posted 1:10 pm PDT 08/12/10 (598 Posts)  Report Spam

    Oh Slater's a wimpy, spineless phaagonazi for sure, but it's still funny and indicitive of what an intolerable pressure-cooker the average commercial flight has become.

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    Shiyonin - Posted 1:39 pm PDT 08/12/10 (156 Posts)  Report Spam

    Yeah he makes me more assured that I am flying with the Pros now. Open the door and flys out, "Im outta here the rest of you guys fend for yourself" oh, I need to two beers b4 I fly/chute off too. throw the book at the dude.

    thanks #15,

    This guy is no hero, 5 minutes left of fame dude then you're done.

    -----Meow Mix Me In-----

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    BenKat - Posted 1:53 pm PDT 08/12/10 (2809 Posts)  Report Spam

    Stupid people have the wrong concept of what a hero is. A hero is someone who saves a kid from getting hit by a speeding car not someone who freaks out and pitches a tantrum. He should have just punched the customer and been done with it.

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