Today only. JetBlue is having The One-Day-Only Sale with one-way flights starting from $29 and one free checked bag. Travel dates are 11/29 through 12/18. As always, JetBlue perks include free in-flight DirecTV, free snacks, leather seats and extra legroom.
Got a surprise especially for you, Something that both of us have always wanted to do. We've waited so long, waited so long. We've waited so long, waited so long.
I'm gonna take you on a trip so far from here, I've got two tickets in my pocket, now baby, we're gonna disappear. We've waited so long, waited so long. We've waited so long, waited so long.
I've got two tickets to paradise, Won't you pack your bags, we'll leave tonight, I've got two tickets to paradise, I've got two tickets to paradise.
I'm gonna take you on a trip so far from here, I've got two tickets in my pocket, now baby, we're gonna disappear. We've waited so long, waited so long. We've waited so long, waited so long.
I've got two tickets to paradise, Won't you pack your bags, we'll leave tonight, I've got two tickets to paradise, I've got two tickets to paradise.
$29 and they'll throw in getting your nuts squeezed by TSA for free... I'd rather drive myself. I refuse to surrender my civil rights to Federal Government. Can't wait until they start "screening" with other forms of transportation.
And a complimentary grope.
Not many $29 fares and I didn't see any option to select a free grope.
there's only one $29 fare in the whole list
#1, or eventual sterilization from their new body scanners.
Got a surprise especially for you,
Something that both of us have always wanted to do.
We've waited so long, waited so long.
We've waited so long, waited so long.
I'm gonna take you on a trip so far from here,
I've got two tickets in my pocket, now baby, we're gonna disappear.
We've waited so long, waited so long.
We've waited so long, waited so long.
I've got two tickets to paradise,
Won't you pack your bags, we'll leave tonight,
I've got two tickets to paradise,
I've got two tickets to paradise.
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oh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh
I'm gonna take you on a trip so far from here,
I've got two tickets in my pocket, now baby, we're gonna disappear.
We've waited so long, waited so long.
We've waited so long, waited so long.
I've got two tickets to paradise,
Won't you pack your bags, we'll leave tonight,
I've got two tickets to paradise,
I've got two tickets to paradise.
Wow, that ^^^ was ghey.
Does it cost extra to get the grope from the opposite sexed TSA agent?
I got a pat down from an opposite sex TSA agent. Unfortunately, she was a 400 pound ghetto walrus.
Okay, in all fairness, she was probably less than 300 pounds.. but her thumb must account for 2 of those pounds. I still can't walk straight.
They'll get you there for $29, getting back you're on your own.
WTF RagMaN?
The man likes Eddie Money...what can you do?
$29 and they'll throw in getting your nuts squeezed by TSA for free...
I'd rather drive myself. I refuse to surrender my civil rights to Federal Government. Can't wait until they start "screening" with other forms of transportation.