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Posted at 2:07 PM on Saturday 06/27/09 by
Ben
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Walmart has the Ozark Trail 16' x 9.5' Family Dome Tent for $69 + $1 shipping = $70 shipped. Features sleeps up to 7 people and will fit up to two queen-size air mattresses, center height is 6.2, weather armor rain protection. [Compare]
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    jlayman920 - Posted 2:21 pm PDT 06/27/09 (362 Posts)  Report Spam

    This tent sucks. It is EXTREMELY flammable and WILL NOT keep bears out. Trust me I found both of these things out on the same camping trip.

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    dumbass - Posted 2:41 pm PDT 06/27/09 (508 Posts)  Report Spam

    Michael Jackson had this tent in his living room. He took the kids in there and shared "Jesus juice" with them.

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    dr_toddsucks - Posted 4:22 pm PDT 06/27/09 (772 Posts)  Report Spam

    #1: Did a bear rape you? What was his name? Was he a truck driver?

    sincerely,
    toddsucks

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    sttomas34 - Posted 4:31 pm PDT 06/27/09 (18 Posts)  Report Spam

    do some of you people really think the baconnaise you say is funny?

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    dumbass - Posted 4:37 pm PDT 06/27/09 (508 Posts)  Report Spam

    STFU #4! it's funny as baconnaise!

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    mrmorality - Posted 7:26 pm PDT 06/27/09 (570 Posts)  Report Spam

    baconnaise?

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    RKLE - Posted 8:32 pm PDT 06/27/09 (8910 Posts)  Report Spam

    no he is not, that is terrible to say

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    jlayman920 - Posted 11:37 pm PDT 06/27/09 (362 Posts)  Report Spam

    #3 The bear did not rape me but if you strap a salmon to your waist you could probably entice him. Although in your case, remember, you can't rape the willing.
    I don't think he had a formal name. He is, after all, a bear.
    He may have been a truck driver but he walked into our campsite so I can't say for sure. Doubtful because, once again, he is a bear and last time I checked, driving licenses aren't issued to animals. Besides, how would he pay for gas? He doesn't have any pockets to carry money.

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    dr_toddsucks - Posted 5:34 am PDT 06/28/09 (772 Posts)  Report Spam

    jlayman920 wrote:
    #3 The bear did not rape me but if you strap a salmon to your waist you could probably entice him. Although in your case, remember, you can't rape the willing.
    I don't think he had a formal name. He is, after all, a bear.
    He may have been a truck driver but he walked into our campsite so I can't say for sure. Doubtful because, once again, he is a bear and last time I checked, driving licenses aren't issued to animals. Besides, how would he pay for gas? He doesn't have any pockets to carry money.


    You're a twink and the bear that raped you is a 50 year old truck driver named Gary.

    sincerely,
    toddsucks

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    jlayman920 - Posted 11:19 am PDT 06/28/09 (362 Posts)  Report Spam

    It's nice to see that you have combined your getting raped by a bear fantasy and your getting raped by a 50 year old truck driver named Gary fantasy into one big sexual merger. I'm sure the smell of semen, diesel fuel and bear scat will permeate yer mom's basement tonight.

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    dr_toddsucks - Posted 2:23 pm PDT 06/28/09 (772 Posts)  Report Spam

    jlayman920 wrote:
    It's nice to see that you have combined your getting raped by a bear fantasy and your getting raped by a 50 year old truck driver named Gary fantasy into one big sexual merger. I'm sure the smell of semen, diesel fuel and bear scat will permeate yer mom's basement tonight.


    "Yer"? When did Ben start letting 13 year old girls post here?

    sincerely,
    toddsucks

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    Furpit - Posted 2:44 pm PDT 06/28/09 (55 Posts)  Report Spam

    And this has something to do with a tent? None of you have anything constructive to offer. You're all rodeo cowboy.

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    jlayman920 - Posted 9:50 pm PDT 06/28/09 (362 Posts)  Report Spam

    #11 I don't know, when did you join?

    #12 F you Furpit, it's a burp tent. What do you need to know about it other than toddsucks jerks off while thinking about getting turked by truck driving bears inside of it?

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