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Posted at 7:28 AM on Wednesday 08/22/07 by
Ben
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OINKED1.com has the Personal Breathalyzer Keychain with Parking Timer & LED Light for $5 + $4 shipping = $9 shipped. It rates your BAC via Green, Yellow, and Red LED indicators, and it seems to be biased towards the safe side (which is good for you). [BizRate]
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    guyver2077 - Posted 7:32 am PDT 08/22/07 (572 Posts)  Report Spam

    bad ass

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    Michigan1 - Posted 7:44 am PDT 08/22/07 (205 Posts)  Report Spam

    These are never very accurate. Once you drink anything even if you rinse your mouth out numerous times, they will come up red.

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    AGPWhore - Posted 8:16 am PDT 08/22/07 (198 Posts)  Report Spam

    If you need one of these, you have a problem.

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    JediKnight - Posted 8:20 am PDT 08/22/07 (2519 Posts)  Report Spam

    guyver2077 wrote:
    bad ass


    If you give rim jobs, you definitely need this item.

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    uigrad - Posted 8:28 am PDT 08/22/07 (349 Posts)  Report Spam

    #2, you say that you can't fool it with mouthwash? It sounds like that would be a good thing. If it was that easily fooled, then it would be no different than a moodring.

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    fuckbilltang - Posted 8:56 am PDT 08/22/07 (1995 Posts)  Report Spam

    If I can't fool this thing then how will I know if I can fool the cops? #2 is right - DO NOT buy this.

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    jamex - Posted 9:01 am PDT 08/22/07 (769 Posts)  Report Spam

    First off, this thing can't be that accurate for $5. Second, I echo #3.

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    m0f0 - Posted 9:25 am PDT 08/22/07 (7605 Posts)  Report Spam

    FIRST OFF, THIS WHOLE ANTI-DRINK DRIVING THING HAS GONE WAY TOO FAR!!!

    THEY SHOULD RAISE THE BLOOD ALCOHOL LIMIT... I MEAN WHY SHOULD I BE PENALIZED JUST BECAUSE people AND INJUNS CAN'T HOLD THEIR LIQUOR?!?

    OH YEAH, AND GET RID OF SPEED LIMITS WHILE YOU'RE AT IT!!! KILLING OFF PEOPLE WHO CAN'T DRIVE IS JUST NATURAL SELECTION!!!

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    grimfand - Posted 10:26 am PDT 08/22/07 (278 Posts)  Report Spam

    I'm ashamed to admit that that is the first post of mofo I totally agree with. i wish everyonethat got into an accidenton the highway would just POOF disappear that way no burp would slow down to stare at a stupid accident that is on the other side of the highway in a different county causineveryone else to have to STOP on a god damn highway. plus because those pro life burp are stopping abortions we have dumb burp with nobusiness havingchildren having 6 of them and causing our highway systemto be overflowed with over population. we need a law like china limiting how many kids you can have otherwise we'll end up likethem withmore people than our cities can handle. thank god for the war in iraq and bin laden as thats the only way we can slow down our rising out of control population numbers.
    humans dont have natural predators to keep our numbers in check other than ourselves unfortunately

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    fuckbilltang - Posted 10:36 am PDT 08/22/07 (1995 Posts)  Report Spam

    Wow, #9, way to bring on the hate! It's people like you that make George Bush hate black people.

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    jamex - Posted 12:19 pm PDT 08/22/07 (769 Posts)  Report Spam

    #9 Do the world a favor and jump off a bridge.

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    fuckbilltang - Posted 12:22 pm PDT 08/22/07 (1995 Posts)  Report Spam

    #11, for one I don't think black people are pieces of baconnaise. And secondly, I am not black. Your post was a complete waste of internet space.

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    silverspork - Posted 12:38 pm PDT 08/22/07 (303 Posts)  Report Spam

    Methinks we are getting a tad off the topic of a $5 breathalizer. Which reminds me. Hard big toes! Stick it to the man! I need a new mop! Being on probation blows! My teeth need cleaning!

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    trixtah - Posted 2:57 pm PDT 08/22/07 (31 Posts)  Report Spam

    #12, you dumb ass, he was talking about #9

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    woot75 - Posted 3:41 pm PDT 08/22/07 (4 Posts)  Report Spam

    #2....mouthwash has alcohol in it...guh

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    moishy1 - Posted 6:13 pm PDT 08/22/07 (11 Posts)  Report Spam

    #2 stop drink-driving

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    grimfand - Posted 7:59 pm PDT 08/22/07 (278 Posts)  Report Spam

    #11 i will if you join me so that there are two less people in this word to waste the oxygen and resources for those that are more deserving

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    grimfand - Posted 8:01 pm PDT 08/22/07 (278 Posts)  Report Spam

    #10 PS I am black, and I hate white people. looking at bensbargains is such an eyesore. especially with all of you redneck hicks on here.

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    sundog323 - Posted 6:12 pm PDT 04/18/08 (5 Posts)  Report Spam

    Here's a toast to all of you!

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