#2 hooks one hook to his balls and one to his nose and hoists himself up and down until he comes...

#1 might be able to use this to pull his head out of his a$$.

Maybe once you're done using it, but you need to wash the come stains off first.

#1 sounds like he has a lot of experience with that sort of thing.

#1 needs this thing not only for bike storage but to hoist his fat ass onto the bicycle.

Weight limit is 55 pounds #5...

So you did it with 5 - 6 of these combined together, #6?

Suggestion to Ben- Get some moderators and start banning people like #1 who have nothing better to do that make comments like that. This site would be so much better if a person could go to the comments section with a relatively high degree of confidence the comments were going to be helpful and informative. Requiring login helped, but take the next step and actively monitor comments and get rid of people ruining your product.

Just pick up a 2-pack of bicycle hooks at a dollar store to hang up a bike and save the remaining $15 for my mom to waste on other things.

Bike lift from Amazon: $16
Bike you never ride : $200
Reclaimed garage space: free!
Cost to fix your car when the $16 lift fails and dumps your $200 bike on the hood of your new car: a lot more than $16 bucks.

Some things in life are cheap. And some cost a bloody fortune.

#8 Take a prozac and chill out. Most of us enjoy reading posts like these. Let's face it, that's about the only reason we'll visit this website....there's really no deals to be found here.