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Posted at 1:03 PM on Monday 06/2/08 by
Ben
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HandHelditems.com has the Red LED Scrolling Message Badge for $9 + $3 shipping = $12 shipped. Great way to remind yourself (and everybody else) of your name. Holds 6 different messages with 512 characters. [BizRate]
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    Vic_Romano - Posted 1:10 pm PDT 06/2/08 (789 Posts)  Report Spam

    Hello Welcome to Kwik-E-Mart. My name is Apu Nahasapeemapetilon. Would you like to try a blueberry squishee today?

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    bigking777 - Posted 1:16 pm PDT 06/2/08 (1917 Posts)  Report Spam

    Hello, Vic Romano.
    My name is Kenny Blankenship.

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    dhho1 - Posted 1:17 pm PDT 06/2/08 (2173 Posts)  Report Spam

    use it for grocery shopping!

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    people - Posted 1:17 pm PDT 06/2/08 (286 Posts)  Report Spam

    this is stupid

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    pacohaas - Posted 1:48 pm PDT 06/2/08 (294 Posts)  Report Spam

    Bomb will go off in 19 minutes.18 minutes....

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    SlapNuts - Posted 1:49 pm PDT 06/2/08 (68 Posts)  Report Spam

    I'm a d0uche is less than 512 characters, right?

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    the lawyer - Posted 1:56 pm PDT 06/2/08 (4118 Posts)  Report Spam

    remember to park your camero on your front lawn if you buy one of these.

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    australopithecus - Posted 2:11 pm PDT 06/2/08 (1841 Posts)  Report Spam

    pedoph!le nuisance_sucks will use this outside his troll tent to inform everyone that he's a bacon and a pedoph!le.

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    Douglas_Fur_is_g@y - Posted 2:14 pm PDT 06/2/08 (45 Posts)  Report Spam

    Public enemy #1 - Australopithecus

    Public enemy #2 - Douglas_Fur

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    xxeddie269xx - Posted 2:21 pm PDT 06/2/08 (12 Posts)  Report Spam

    funny item.

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    BensBargains - Posted 2:33 pm PDT 06/2/08 (1223 Posts)  Report Spam

    I'll put "What's your name?" on my badge.

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    wislander - Posted 2:42 pm PDT 06/2/08 (111 Posts)  Report Spam

    For $12 it is almost worth buying one for that family member who buys the worst Christmas gifts ever.

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    australopithecus - Posted 2:45 pm PDT 06/2/08 (1841 Posts)  Report Spam

    Douglas_Fur_is_bacon wrote:
    Public enemy #1 - Australopithecus

    Public enemy #2 - Douglas_Fur


    Wow, I beat Douglas_Fur for the title? Where do all those Oooh Ooh!!! accounts rank?

    I got one for you!

    Pubic sodomy #1 - nuisance_sucks

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    Douglas_Fur_is_g@y - Posted 3:08 pm PDT 06/2/08 (45 Posts)  Report Spam

    HAHA!

    Australopithecus GOT PWNED!

    http://bensbargains.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=72219

    .

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    Douglas_Fur_is_g@y - Posted 3:10 pm PDT 06/2/08 (45 Posts)  Report Spam

    HAHA!

    Australopithecus GOT PWNED!

    http://bensbargains.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=72219

    .

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    mc - Posted 4:19 pm PDT 06/2/08 (333 Posts)  Report Spam

    Does Dog_Fur know that he's being censored or can he still see his posts?

    Oink Dog_Fur.

    That still cracks me up!

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    silentstrike - Posted 5:13 pm PDT 06/2/08 (53 Posts)  Report Spam

    Battery Type: 1 CR2032(2 included)
    Battery Life: Approximately 8 hours

    When the average battery costs around $5 to replace, a 40 hour retail work week would cost $100 a month in batteries. But I'm sure you could get a quantity discount to make it worth your while. Just buy a year in advance Smile

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    BenKat - Posted 8:55 pm PDT 06/2/08 (2184 Posts)  Report Spam

    Hello, is there anybody out there?

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    jdiggity - Posted 10:31 pm PDT 06/2/08 (428 Posts)  Report Spam

    A buddy of mine had one of these - he wore it out to a bar and I told him to switch the message to "I shaved my balls for THIS?!" The message scrolled too slow, so any girl that didn't run away the get-go was gone by the time it said "I.. shaved.. my.. balls.."

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    hunk_scatstein - Posted 9:12 am PDT 06/3/08 (473 Posts)  Report Spam

    Don't get eliminated!

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