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This is useless

Mix this in with the sound activated equalizer shirt and you're stylin'.

worthless who uses these still

Is this what they're doing with all of those old news ticker machines?

They've got some similar to this at walmart in the toy section. I think they were $9.

Use it when you dont feel like talking with your woman

Even if you think you'll have a use for it, five minutes after you get it you'll realize it's useless.

"We don't need no stinking badges."

D O R K

I can think of hundreds of uses for this thing, none of them good.

Has geek written all over it.

I bought something just like this while rummaging through TJ Maxx. Cost me $2. I wish I had my $2 back.

I want a ginat on on a magnet for the back of my car. I could send some nice driving messages to people.

IR A VRIGIN

Or in the back of your car with...
"Dork on Board"

Excelsior!