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Posted at 7:04 PM on Friday 06/26/09 by
Ben
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Walmart.com has the Relaxzen Tan Simulated Leather Reclining Massage Chair for $120 + shipping. Shipping is $20, or free ship to store for select locations. Features 8 massage motors in upper and lower back, 9 pre-programmed massage modes, independent massage zone selection, 5 intensity levels & built-in timer.
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    btc909 - Posted 7:28 pm PDT 06/26/09 (2660 Posts)  Report Spam

    Plus those foam beds.

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    dr_toddsucks - Posted 7:44 pm PDT 06/26/09 (772 Posts)  Report Spam

    Everytime I sit down in one of these massage chairs, I lose my mud. I like doing this at the mall in those $1 chairs. Then people have to sit and be massaged in my waste (since it invariably leaks out of my shorts).

    sincerely,
    toddsucks

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    superd00d3 - Posted 7:53 pm PDT 06/26/09 (3031 Posts)  Report Spam

    #3 I am not up-to-date on the hip new lingo. By "mud" do you mean mud? Why do you carry mud in your shorts?

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    JediKnight - Posted 5:33 am PDT 06/27/09 (2379 Posts)  Report Spam

    #4: I think #3 means he loses his turd as he shits his pants in those chairs.

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    rudiger - Posted 3:15 pm PDT 06/27/09 (134 Posts)  Report Spam

    Wonder how many simiulated cows had to give their lives for this chair.

    Just sayin'.

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    dr_toddsucks - Posted 4:23 pm PDT 06/27/09 (772 Posts)  Report Spam

    superd00d3 wrote:
    #3 I am not up-to-date on the hip new lingo. By "mud" do you mean mud? Why do you carry mud in your shorts?


    Back in the closet, gimp. We don't need you right now.

    sincerely,
    toddsucks

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    samben2 - Posted 6:00 pm PDT 06/27/09 (744 Posts)  Report Spam

    I've heard that regularly having things forced into ones cornholio can lead to loss of bowel control and cause "mud" to escape uncontrollably, like when seated in a vibrating chair.
    Not saying that's the reason here, just saying what I heard.

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    superd00d3 - Posted 6:03 pm PDT 06/27/09 (3031 Posts)  Report Spam

    dr_toddsucks wrote:
    superd00d3 wrote:
    #3 I am not up-to-date on the hip new lingo. By "mud" do you mean mud? Why do you carry mud in your shorts?


    Back in the closet, gimp. We don't need you right now.

    sincerely,
    toddsucks


    You keep someone in the closet!? That's crazy talk!

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    RKLE - Posted 8:15 pm PDT 06/27/09 (8910 Posts)  Report Spam

    feels good

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    samben2 - Posted 3:15 am PDT 06/28/09 (744 Posts)  Report Spam

    I've heard that regularly having things forced into ones cornholio can lead to loss of bowel control and cause "mud" to escape uncontrollably, like when seated in a vibrating chair.
    Not saying that's the reason here, just saying what I heard.

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    samben2 - Posted 3:21 am PDT 06/28/09 (744 Posts)  Report Spam

    apologies for the double post - caused by Firefox "reload of current page".

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