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Posted at 10:52 AM on Tuesday 03/10/09 by
Ben
Hotness UNHOT
HandHelditems.com has the Slingshot Flying Monkey with Parachute $5 - $3 with coupon code pppmonkey [Exp 12/31] + $3 shipping = $5 shipped. The monkey can be shot long distances using his elastic arms.
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    techsupport - Posted 11:04 am PDT 03/10/09 (5360 Posts)  Report Spam

    Beware. I heard about some women in Connecticut who got attacked by one of these things. It ripped off her face and tits or somethin' and ran down the road until the cops shot it. burp' monkey's suck!!

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    goldenboyfx - Posted 11:08 am PDT 03/10/09 (1348 Posts)  Report Spam

    What's so special about these flying monkeys? Ben likes these toys so much..I have'nt seen them advertised anywhere except Bensbargains.

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    milf_hunter - Posted 11:09 am PDT 03/10/09 (2886 Posts)  Report Spam

    Did anyone else see the Obama cartoon that ran in the NY Post? Hilarious!

    [image]

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    RKLE - Posted 11:12 am PDT 03/10/09 (8979 Posts)  Report Spam

    these are worthless.

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    techsupport - Posted 11:12 am PDT 03/10/09 (5360 Posts)  Report Spam

    That was a funny cartoon but the monkey doesn't look anything like him. O has much bigger ears.

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    MadMonkey - Posted 11:18 am PDT 03/10/09 (1315 Posts)  Report Spam

    Hey People! Ease Up On The Monkey Bashing!!

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    swingpete - Posted 11:33 am PDT 03/10/09 (188 Posts)  Report Spam

    the magic happened here... and here... had to get the magic cleaned out of those drapes... that was a long shot

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    techsupport - Posted 11:41 am PDT 03/10/09 (5360 Posts)  Report Spam

    burp that! Any animal that rips some ladies tits off deserves a little bashing.. I mean, sheesh!

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    Forbidden - Posted 11:42 am PDT 03/10/09 (804 Posts)  Report Spam

    Im about to make some M80's and tie them onto these suckas, then lite them and let them fly and see if they scream louder!
    Man I cant wait!

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    MadMonkey - Posted 12:11 pm PDT 03/10/09 (1315 Posts)  Report Spam

    Bitch Got What Was Coming To Her!


    "Aw...Look At The Cute Little Monkey-Wonkey!"

    -SCHWACK!- "I'll Show You A Monkey-Wonkey!!! Come Here Bitch!" -SCHWACK!- -SCHWACK!-

    "Ah!! Ah!! Get Him Off Me! Get Him Off Me! Ah! Ah! My Tit-tee! My Tit-Tee!!"

    "Here's Some Monkey-Wonkey Over Here...Here's A Little More Monkey-Wonkey Over There...I Got Your Monkey-Wonky Bitch!!"

    <KaBlam><KaBlam>

    "DAYUM! Po-Po Put A Cap In His Ass!!"

    "Always Trying To Keep Monkey Down! Sheet....let Po-Po try dat sheet on me...man..."

    See...got what she deserved...too bad a monkey had to fall before it was over

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    BerthaJean - Posted 12:14 pm PDT 03/10/09 (193 Posts)  Report Spam

    On a more serious note, I bought a couple of these, and the quality isn't so hot. A leg fell off just taking it out of the package. Another leg fell off after a couple of times launching it. They are fun while they last, but that may not be long.

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    cheapandlots - Posted 12:42 pm PDT 03/10/09 (177 Posts)  Report Spam

    Somebody go slap that monkey.

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    nuisance - Posted 12:46 pm PDT 03/10/09 (10365 Posts)  Report Spam

    Removed by forum Administrator

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    MadMonkey - Posted 12:54 pm PDT 03/10/09 (1315 Posts)  Report Spam

    Quote:
    Somebody go slap that monkey.


    As long as you don't Spank it too!

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    UnknownComic - Posted 2:25 pm PDT 03/10/09 (59 Posts)  Report Spam

    All of you can eat kaka, my mother is a monkey.

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    TheCFC - Posted 2:43 pm PDT 03/10/09 (2 Posts)  Report Spam

    These are crap. The shipping makes them not worth it to return. Mine broke within 2 minutes outside the box. the rubber bands inside the arms were all old and dry. You won't return it because it costs more to return it than you paid for it and they won't refund the shipping you paid so you end up paying shipping both ways.

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    cheapandlots - Posted 3:18 pm PDT 03/10/09 (177 Posts)  Report Spam

    MadMonkey wrote:
    Quote:
    Somebody go slap that monkey.


    As long as you don't Spank it too!


    But of course. After all, this is sold by HandHeldItems.

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    cheapandlots - Posted 3:20 pm PDT 03/10/09 (177 Posts)  Report Spam

    TheCFC wrote:
    These are crap. The shipping makes them not worth it to return. Mine broke within 2 minutes outside the box. the rubber bands inside the arms were all old and dry. You won't return it because it costs more to return it than you paid for it and they won't refund the shipping you paid so you end up paying shipping both ways.


    You must have slapped it pretty hard. Way to go. Cool

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    techsupport - Posted 5:38 pm PDT 03/10/09 (5360 Posts)  Report Spam

    I'd rather get a flingshit monkey than a slingshot monkey.

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    ButtBeef - Posted 8:43 pm PDT 03/10/09 (151 Posts)  Report Spam

    Hi, my name is ButtBeef and I actually bought some of these thingies from HandHeldItems...

    The monkeys and the cow and the chicken going over the cubicle walls brightened my coworkers' days and for a little while made us all feel much like less geeks (as reported by 89.75% of my coworkers). However, very few of these seem to last very long (yes, those old dried-out rubber bands do snap easily) - but they are pretty amusing while they last.

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