Ugh, this again. I'll wait for a $5 closeout.

Rather than spend the $28, just print a sheet of paper with "Dumb Ass" on it and pin it to the front of your Golden Arches polo shirt.

Now, if they had a TOUCH activated t-shirt, THAT would be something.

this shirt comes with a guarantee, wear it and they guarantee you wont get laid.

I've seen a few of these in some clubs...always worn by that dirty looking guy who looks like he's been partying for way too long and is too old to be wearing something like this in the first place.

this shirt psychically measures your biorythms and displays them in graphic form on your chest. kinda like my last girlfriend.

By last girlfriend you really mean your last boyfriend?

Got one, now life is easier living in the ghetto

do people wearing this get punched a lot?

If you like crap like this go check out thinkgeek

If it was displaying vital signs instead, there'd be a market for this.

Vital signs like your social life and status? I fear too many ghetto dogs here would be flat lining.

Some people gave up sex life.

aw baconnaise #11, you are on to something there. call it a tricorder shirt (effenfish registered trademark) and trekkies will lap it up

Needs to come with a sign on the back that says Kick me!

The Tricorder Shirt is funny...

Ben has alot of G A Y people on his site so he has to post somthings for them..

#16, ben says you are welcome

The nice thing about this shirt is that it never fails to spark discussion.

ultimate geek gift... might be a good one to bring to a grab bag party.

Handhelditems.com would have to pay me or blow me to wear this horrible shirt.