Think Geek has the Star Trek Enterprise Pizza Cutter on sale for $15 + $8 shipping = $23 shipped. Officially licensed Star Trek collectable cutter is in the form of the NCC-1701 Enterprise. Features a laser etched stainless steel blade with a solid zin-alloy chromium plated body, and includes a padded gift box.
Damnit, Jim!
I'm a Doctor, not a pizza delivery man!
It cuts through the fabric of .... oh you know.
Scotty! Can you scrape the Domino's guy out of the transporter again?
The pizza must be cut here! This far. No farther!
Where no pizza has gone, BEFORE!
slice me up Scotty!
You want a peice of me?
Keep out of reach of tactical ninjas.