Throw in some dilithium crystals and you have a deal

Or a klingon pizza stone

That is highly illogical.

I would rather use a phaser to cut my pizza! Photon torpedoes could get messy.

It's the silly season again.

Cutting your pizza at warp speed!

The line must be drawn here on this pizza. This far, and no farther!!!

I'm not allowed to use a laser etched stainless steel blade with a solid zinc-alloy chromium plated body pizza cutter anymore. Got in way too much trouble last time.

MR. HAND: Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hell do you think you're doing?

SPICOLI: Learning about Cuba. Having some food (pizza).

MR. HAND: Mr. Spicoli, you're on dangerous ground here. You're causing a major disturbance in my class and on my time.

SPICOLI (cool and urbane): I've been thinking about this, Mr. Hand. If I'm here... and you're here... doesn't that make it our time?

Now $14.99.