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Posted at 6:47 PM on Wednesday 02/8/12 by
Ben
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Walmart has the Star Wars Ultimate Darth Vader FX Lightsaber for $25 with free shipping. Features glowing bright blue blade, power-up and power-down light effects, and motion sensor-controlled sound effects. Not as clumsy or random as a blaster. [Compare]

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      pukey - Posted 9:53 pm PST 02/8/12 (231 Posts)  Report Spam

      Quick someone alert the New York Jedi Knight that had his light saber stolen at a bar. If there is anyone that could use this deal surely it is him!

      cited: http://gothamist.com/2012/02/07/light_saber.php

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      izzybob - Posted 3:51 am PST 02/9/12 (155 Posts)  Report Spam

      That is a riot! Thanks for sharing Pukey!

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      MrHat - Posted 4:15 am PST 02/9/12 (78 Posts)  Report Spam

      Shouldn't he be able to use his Jedi powers to summon it back? And seriously, what type of jedi stoes his light saber behind a bar. Everyone knows you need it with you in case the patrons get unruly. I've seen it happen before.

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      JediKnight - Posted 5:16 am PST 02/9/12 (2519 Posts)  Report Spam

      If the bar was the Mos Eisley Cantina, then Greedo would be the prime suspect.

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      JediKnight - Posted 5:32 am PST 02/9/12 (2519 Posts)  Report Spam

      The NY Jedi sounds like the star of "Super" or "Kick-A$$."

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      radix33 - Posted 10:58 am PST 02/9/12 (317 Posts)  Report Spam

      And I thought $25 is too much for a light saber.

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      JediKnight - Posted 11:17 am PST 02/9/12 (2519 Posts)  Report Spam

      MrHat wrote:
      Shouldn't he be able to use his Jedi powers to summon it back? And seriously, what type of jedi stoes his light saber behind a bar. Everyone knows you need it with you in case the patrons get unruly. I've seen it happen before.


      The Force is weak in the New York Jedi. If the thief stashed the light saber behind a mesh stainless steel RFID blocking wallet then NY Jedi is unable to summon it.

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      MrHat - Posted 1:13 pm PST 02/9/12 (78 Posts)  Report Spam

      TRU DAT

      silly Jedi impostor

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