Chick magnet!!

If it had a crocodile strap, I would consider it.

it has a trojan vibrating twister accessory too

Even the best Ecuadorian Hockey Players wear these

frivilous posts to win psvita

No 55" screen, what the hell!

If I see you wearing this, I'll laugh at you...

DinoDirect has the Thermometer Compass Multi-Dial Watch for $22 with free shipping. Features dual time dials with quartz movement, compass dial, thermometer dial, jackometer and leather strap. For the fanciest of fancy occasions and when you are flying solo for the evening. Water and Babybatter resistant.

A Jackometer is used to record your jackoff stroke count and SPM (Strokes per minute) all conveniently displayed to review your last session's performance.

Ten bucks shipped on ebay.

This looks like The Terminator after it's been blasted in the face.

Is it sad that I would wear this?

Theft resistant also. Too ugly to steal!

Thats some serious baconnaise, and I aint just posting that to win a PS whatever. What every urban Ninja tells time (and temp, and direction, and barometric pressure.....)with. I assume the gears can be used as throwing stars in a pinch?

Does this tell the time?

If U wear this, to quote Oscar Meyer, U may already be a weiner.

No USB, no deal.....

Needs a magnifying glass and built in toothpick. Only then would it be complete.

WOW even a compass!! Now that's a deal!

Yeah-the compass seals the deal for me. Only watch that you need to wear another watch to tell what time it is...

holly cow, this POS is ugly.