Hmm, a toilet seat for $600?

A bidet.

This is an ultimate seat for your throne, once you use and sit on it while the geyser is pulsating on your crackhole , you will forget your problem.

are these the ones the military was buying in the 1980's that everyone was complaining about?

remember the $287 hammer?

That hammer worked really well in all fairness. The $300 screwdriver worked great on stripped screws.

awesome....

"Elongated Front Toilet Seat" What is this... the Johnny Holmes toilet seat?

There is a similar (different manufacturer) at Costco for $200

It'll cost $300 to install the thing from Costco. Nothing fits anything.

Only a good deal if it had a continuous pulsating adjustable massage setting.

Howie Mandel shared a good story about these toilets on Stern about the first time he used one. He was sitting on it incorrectly and he pressed the pulsating clean spray and it worked his ball bag like a boxer working a speed bag at the gym.

Dorothy, if you click your heels twice, you and your dog will be out of this nightmare of a deal.

sweet, n 4 1

Howie Mandel was talking about having purchased a $6,000 toilet that opens and closes itself and has a bidet built-in: Its like a power wash, stated Howie. Its like sand-blasting. I turn the pressure up so high, Im actually hovering. Im hovering on a geyser.

I have two Costco version, work great, I just put them on regular round shape toilet, not perfectly fit but work! Everyone loves the heated seat!