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Posted at 12:17 PM on Monday 01/21/08 by
Ben
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ProFlowers.com has this Two Dozen Red Roses (no vase included) for $20 + about $10 shipping. Includes 24 fresh cut red roses. Also available with 2 dozen Assorted Roses. Valentines Day delivery is $10 extra.
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    milf_hunter - Posted 12:21 pm PST 01/21/08 (2886 Posts)  Report Spam

    Aquaflare was going to give these to gulf54, but he's herpes.

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    Douglas_Fur - Posted 12:29 pm PST 01/21/08 (464 Posts)  Report Spam

    milf_hunter wrote:
    Aquaflare was going to give these to gulf54, but he's herpes.


    "He's herpes"? So that coldsore on your lip is actually an Aquaflare chancre?

    I've heard bad things about ProFlowers. Anyone used them and received live, healthy flowers?

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    fuckbilltang - Posted 12:40 pm PST 01/21/08 (1995 Posts)  Report Spam

    #2, from my experience ProFlowers has always delivered great flowers and they stand behind their freshness guarantee. They have great customer service and if you find anything wrong with your delivery, they will issue you a refund and/or send you a new set of flowers free of charge.

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    ivenholt - Posted 12:59 pm PST 01/21/08 (292 Posts)  Report Spam

    nothing but problems with them...never again

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    daleworley - Posted 1:02 pm PST 01/21/08 (9 Posts)  Report Spam

    Ok I just ordered and the $10 off is a code you use on your NEXT order (and they have 10 crossed out and 15 looks like it's written in by hand)

    AND if you sign up for some super saver deal that costs you 14.95 a month 1st 30 days 1.95 but it will bill automagically to the credit card you use in your pro flowers order.

    so basically I just paid 50 bucks to have 24 roses delivered in a square vase...

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    dickhertz08 - Posted 1:06 pm PST 01/21/08 (260 Posts)  Report Spam

    After defending ProFlowers for a long time on this site, I have to say that they did turn me around and jam it in my ass on the last order.

    For the longest time I insisted that their flowers NEVER arrived "unassembled", as many claimed. For the first time, they finally delivered them in a god damn box with the vase packed separately. Great way to give anniversary flowers to my mom. F*** ProFlowers.

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    Chrisman - Posted 1:41 pm PST 01/21/08 (3166 Posts)  Report Spam

    They arrived unassembled for me last year. Luckily I had them delivered to home, and I put them together. Their customer service person said they do that for some, depending on the vase style.
    Would have been awkward/stupid looking if I sent them to her work, so note to self: don't do that!

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    coronetblue - Posted 1:56 pm PST 01/21/08 (512 Posts)  Report Spam

    it's always $15 for 2 dozen roses @ Sam's club.

    Cut the top off a 2-liter soda bottle, add some rocks & water, and you're good to go...

    ...not that I've ever NEEDED to give someone 2 dozen roses...!

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    Anonymous - Posted 2:08 pm PST 01/21/08 (16776936 Posts)  Report Spam

    Aquaflare doesn't give me any flowers - he saves them for m0f0 - also I don't have herpes - unless your mum told you she gave them to me last night

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    superd00d3 - Posted 2:39 pm PST 01/21/08 (3031 Posts)  Report Spam

    carrothertz08 wrote:
    After defending ProFlowers for a long time on this site, I have to say that they did turn me around and jam it in my ass on the last order.



    Ouch! Maybe you should change your name to asshertz08.

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    Vic_Romano - Posted 4:10 pm PST 01/21/08 (789 Posts)  Report Spam

    maybe the carrot part of the name serves as a reminder

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    aquaflare - Posted 4:15 pm PST 01/21/08 (3140 Posts)  Report Spam

    sorry I'm too cheap to spare $20 + $10 for anybody.. for $30... holy smoke I can get 2 3-skillet sets from the previous post that are made in China!!

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    toddsucks2 - Posted 4:53 pm PST 01/21/08 (2382 Posts)  Report Spam

    #8: I like your soda bottle presentation. I take it you frequent a lot of hookers or love eating sausage. Either way - shut the burp up.

    sincerely,
    toddsucks

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    bacobits - Posted 5:48 pm PST 01/21/08 (1074 Posts)  Report Spam

    Proflowers -- when you want to say eat-shlt-and-die.

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    raiderfan510 - Posted 8:20 pm PST 01/21/08 (132 Posts)  Report Spam

    Thanks for the info #5. Sounded like a good deal.

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    Ichelo - Posted 7:22 am PST 01/22/08 (1 Posts)  Report Spam

    worked fine for me, total after delivery was $33.82.

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