You can also search the inter-webs to download this without the spam.

Also with this free guide you will receive daily updates on new cool websites and programs in your email for free courtesy of MakeUseOf.

If you go to makeuseof bacon (http://www.makeuseof.com/pages/ubuntu-an-absolute-beginners-guide) you can find guides and get the download by liking them on facebook. I have a fake facebook page that is completely private with zero real information I use for any kind of deals linked to a spam e-mail account (spamme@yahoo.com) that I only use for deals.

Not hard to have two accounts - one personal and one for deals/marketing

John I'm gonna report you to Facebook so they can deactivate your account.

So what's your real name?

Uhh,

http://manuals.makeuseof.com.s3.amazonaws.com/for-mobile/Ubuntu_Beginners_Guide_-_MakeUseOf.com.pdf

Ubunto is easy as sh1t. Just insert the flippy disk in the slit and type: load "*",8,1

^ are you sure that isn't the command to find the hidden door in Zork?

Good link. Thanx Dave C.

This really is an absolute beginner's guide. At least I didn't have to give any of my personal info to check it out. Thanks for the direct link davc