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Hickory Farms is offering up to 75% off everything while supplies last. Cannot be combined with other offers or discounts. They specialize in gift baskets with assorted meats such as sausages, hams, bacon, etc. Nothing says love like some good ole sausage or pork.
Nothing like boxed sodium.
I'm seeing no bacon.
Dead animal in a box. You could go for the cheese ball sampler...
Nothing says myocardial infarction like some good ole sausage or pork.
This would be a great deal, except for the outrageous shipping charges. $127 worth of items is only $32 after discount. but shipping is $28 no thanks!
Was at the mall the other day and saw this crowd of people piled on top of one of the kiosks like ants on an oreo. Turns out it was the Hickory Farms kiosk selling off stock at 75% off. It looked like a season's first episode of The Biggest Loser. I could see the fear in the eyes of the kid working the kiosk, like he was goign to be the last item to go.
Uhh, heart disease has gone up while pork/sausauge consumption has gone down. A rational mind would conclude it's not the saturated fat that is the problem, rather polyunsaturated vegetable oils... or of course you could read studies that show this, studies more accurate than the ones of yesteryear because they include larger sample groups tracked over a longer time period than those which perpetuated some of today's urban myths.