This is not going to be good.

Why not #1? This is a hamster, not a gerbil.

You think # 4 cares? He puts german shepherds up his ***

Do they have a Richard Gere model?

biggest waste of money.

These go for like $10 at Toys R Us if you can find them in stock. How is 3X the price a deal Ben?

No, it's not a deal but finding them is tough. They sell out in moments and only 3 stores carry them (Target, Walmart and Toys R Us). All of them limit your purchase daily and most don't even hit the shelves before they are gone. My friend is an unloader at Walmart as a 2nd job and he got me all of mine right off the truck. They are $8 each if you can find them. It's an outrageous deal but you have to pay if you want them because of the high demand.

All of yours? how many do you have you dumb rodeo cowboy?

Well, at least it looks as though there's a bullseye on it's back....that will come in handy!!

#7, nice to know who the thumbplum are. Your buddy should be fired.

Mr. Squiggles is furry.

Why is the popularity so high?

They have realistic genitalia.

Did your friend get the hamsters off the truck at a discount? A five finger discount?

If you peel back the fur these are actually lizards in disguise.

#9 discovered a bullseye on its back. Pair this thing with a BB gun also sold at Wally.

Hear them squeak and chatter, then they let out blood curdling screams when the cat catches them...

what is this? no idea??

Just the next fad, the must have for Christmas, the next sudden, frenzy-induced item that we Americans are so famous for must having.

I'm holding out for the shaved toothless model with a side dish of vasoline.