$63 $170
ThinkGeek has The Primitive Stainless Steel Knife by Del Ben for $170 - 59% off - 20% off with coupon code FIFTHOFF [Exp 4/13] + $7 shipping = $63 shipped. Stone age-inspired petal-shaped knife is made from a single piece of stainless steel and will allow you to cook like a caveman.

Here's Gizmodo's review.
$63 retail: $170
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swreynolds
Ben's cred: 1299
Posted 04/07/2014 at 01:09 PM PT
Posted 04/07/2014 at 01:09 PM PT
This is more of a conversation piece than a tool. Gizmodo's review is over a year old, but the commentators had a lot of facetious comments about its use.
rosiesbar
Ben's cred: 87
Posted 04/07/2014 at 02:15 PM PT
Posted 04/07/2014 at 02:15 PM PT
Only a neanderthal would buy this retail or sale. **** sapiens stick with what works at a fair price.
TheNYCCharles
Ben's cred: 5
Posted 04/07/2014 at 03:45 PM PT
Posted 04/07/2014 at 03:45 PM PT
Makes a nice concealed weapon!!! Cops won't know it's a knife!
dave_c
Ben's cred: 5862
Posted 04/07/2014 at 06:21 PM PT
Posted 04/07/2014 at 06:21 PM PT
Real men cut everything with a broken beer bottle.
JediKnight
Ben's cred: 1004
Posted 04/08/2014 at 12:58 AM PT
Posted 04/08/2014 at 12:58 AM PT
When you're ready to cook, start the fire by spinning a piece of wood between your hands.
rkpoo
Ben's cred: 228
Posted 04/08/2014 at 04:46 AM PT
Posted 04/08/2014 at 04:46 AM PT
good clench in teeth while fighting clan mates for carcase.
kendunn
Ben's cred: 125
Posted 04/08/2014 at 09:11 PM PT
Posted 04/08/2014 at 09:11 PM PT
Interesting, when I was a kid I found a native american skinning tool that was designed much like this. Made from flint of course, but very sharp
virgilperkins
Ben's cred: 10
Posted 04/09/2014 at 04:12 AM PT
Posted 04/09/2014 at 04:12 AM PT
Klaatu Barada Nicto
btc909
Ben's cred: 618
Posted 04/09/2014 at 08:41 AM PT
Posted 04/09/2014 at 08:41 AM PT
HEY, you'll poke your eye out kid!